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51 Days
A brain goes to a local bar
A drunk orders himself a beer
A golf club visits a local bar
A Horse Walks Into A Bar
A man, ostrich, and cat
A monkey in the bar
A neutron at a bar
A nun arrives at the local bar
A pirate at the bar
A seal visits a local bar
A very depressed man
A very short man
Arriving home very drunk
Arthritis
Bad luck finding a place to hide
Bad Taste
Barroom Bet
Blonde And The Alligator
Common Traits
Do You Serve Lawyers?
Does your dog bite?
Drink fault-finding guide
Driving home very drunk
Drunk 911 Call
Drunk Giraffe
Female hormones in beer
Fertile Celebration
Foul Barroom Odor
Free drinks for everyone
I am afraid of that tarmac
I didn't get any money this time
I don't owe anything
I get so drunk that I imagine things
I know you were drunk yesterday
I only ordered a double
I think I'll try a nicer approach
I'll Drink To That
I'll trust you that you paid
I'm trying to prove a point
If she went out with me
In A Hurry
Joke From Desparado
Just trying to be helpful
Long But Silent
Magical dancing duck
Making a bet at a bar
My girlfriend is out in the car
Nerd Season
Newly issued alcohol warnings
No Dogs Allowed
Official drinking test
One Talented Hamster
Reasons to allow drinking at work
Shitty Fan
Should Have Quit
Some yoghurt visits a local bar
Someone stole things from me
Superman
Taking the ferry home
The Beer Prayer
The customs of an Irishman
The Irish Love Their Beer
The Mini-Noggin'
The number twelve goes to a bar
The wife is not speaking to me
The wife is not speaking to me
Three vampires go to a bar
Very fast drinker
Where is this bus going?
Who can say this sentence?
Who gave you those black eyes?
Who keeps saying those things?
You looked a lot like my wife
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Blind People
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Knock Knock
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A seal visits a local bar


A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."